Arnold Furious was born in a boiler room, raised in parts unknown and now lives anywhere he damn well pleases.

He eats mostly crisps and drinks the tears of toddlers. He travels the globe in search of snowflakes. Not the avocado-eating, twitter-storm creating, selfie driven ones. Review snowflakes. Or what a grown-up calls an asterisk.

He uses these to rank a wrestling match or show in accordance with how entertained he was by it. Then he writes what he thought about it. Here. For you. For ZERO reward.

So if you see him about, buy him a pint.